Birthday Ideas & Advice

On my 19th birthday my friends took me out to a gentleman’s club in downtown Toronto.  I can still vividly remember the look on the bouncers face as his eyes scrolled up and down my drivers license.”

“You just turned 19 today?  Enjoy your night.”

The club smelled musky and was dark and dingy. Until this point in time I had never stepped foot in a strip club before.  I’d seen them in movies and on TV shows before, for the most part the stereotype fit the bill.

The club was crowded on this particular night with men huddled into small groups eagerly awaiting the next girl to hit the stage.  We managed to find a small table towards the back of the room and took a seat.

It wasn’t long before a beautiful long legged blonde approached our table, leaned over and whispered into my friend’s ear.  With a wink and a nod they came to a silent agreement and I was off, my hand in hers, headed for the back room.

We walked down a long hallway with little rooms subtly covered with curtains.  Inside the rooms I could see topless women laughing with their customers.  My anticipation built with every step.  Finally we came to an open room.  She escorted me inside laid me back in the chair and spread a small towel across my lap.

“I heard it’s your birthday today,” she said with a smile.  I nodded awkwardly.  “I’m going to make sure it’s special for you.”

Ten minutes later I emerged from the back room with a huge smile on my face.  “How was it?” my friends asked.  I didn’t have to say a word; the look on my face said it all. 

Since my first trip to the strip club I’ve returned on many occasions.  My favorite trips are always with others who are making their first trip to the Promised Land.  There’s nothing quite like seeing the look on their faces like the look I once had on mine. 

What is it about strip clubs that are so alluring?  What keeps men coming back time after time again?  For most men it’s the thought of having a gorgeous woman devoting their attention to them.  For 10 short minutes you can feel like you’re the king of the world and all of your dreams can come true.

What if you could turn the tables on these gorgeous dancers?  What if you could make them feel the same attraction for you that you feel for them.  Winning over the heart of an exotic dancer is easier than you think.  Here are 3 sure fire ways to get her out of the club and into your life.

Don’t Be a Customer:

As soon as you whip out your wallet you’ve automatically established yourself as a customer and eliminated yourself from the boyfriend derby.

It’s best to sit by the bar and sip on a beer, stay away from the main stage and if asked for a lap dance politely decline. 

If you’re really set on getting a lap dance, coordinate with your friends before hand to make it appear as if they are buying the dance for you. 

Stand Out From the Rest:

Strippers tend to fall into the same old stripper dialogue when interacting with their customers.  What’s your name, what do you do for a living, do you have a girlfriend, etc.

Get her to break out of her standard stripper questionnaire.  A great way to do this is by asking her opinion oriented questions on non-traditional subjects.  Things such as vacations, childhood memories and school and home life, anything to get her out of her pre-staged questions.

Chick Crack:

Strippers are huge fans of chick crack, this includes magic, astrology and fun and playful games.  Challenge her to a game of thumb wars or initiate a cold read using her birth sign.

Another great game to play is the cube.  The cube allows you to draw out some of the intricate details in her life, things she might not otherwise share with her customers.  It helps you stand out from the rest of the patrons and makes her feel an almost instant attraction to you.

Use these three techniques the next time you’re out at your favorite strip club and you’re sure to obtain much more than just a lap dance or two.